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stockingfeats ([personal profile] stockingfeats) wrote in [community profile] bridgescribble2023-09-15 08:04 am
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the system of endless plates.




Read over the following prompts. Once you have read over these prompts, choose characters to place on the meme and tag other characters in the meme.

Once two characters are together, they must attempt to complete one of these tasks, regardless of how ill-suited they may or may not be to this exercise.

Your time starts now.



Yes, that's right, it's the hit comedy show Taskmaster, and your character is on it! In a twist, all the tasks are done with a partner. Together in a little white room covered in plastic, or in the front yard with its inexplicable cow statue, or an artificially cozy office, your characters find a plain white paper sealed with red wax... open it... and receive their task.

The task location is littered with all sorts of typical household items to use as tools: kitchen gear, stuff in the garden shed, toolboxes from the garage, etc. The only limit is your imagination. Maybe one or two laws of physics, as well.



  1. Shoe in the tub: Make a catapult and launch this shoe into the bathtub located 20 feet away. You must operate the catapult using only your feet.
  2. Make a tasty pizza. There is a refrigerator full of random leftovers and an assortment of bread products on the counter. Use any of the leftovers to create a pizza. The pizza must be tasty.
  3. Be as unhealthy as possible. Make a plan to be as unhealthy as you possibly can... within ten seconds. "Unhealthy" can mean many things, but you must give a convincing explanation for why your 10-second activity is unhealthy. Then execute your plan.
  4. Create and ride the best amusement park ride. Using only household and garden shed items (and a hill) create an amusement park ride and then ride it.
  5. Commit a crime. You must commit a crime. You may not break the law.
  6. Travel the farthest in ten minutes, blindfolded. Then make your way back to the start. Breadcrumb trail optional.
  7. Persuade these four animals to stand on the mat. The mat is five feet across. Your choice of dogs, cats, or miniature ponies (in any combination). Twelve feet must be on the mat at once.
  8. Blindfolded wheelie bin race. One contestant gets into a wheelie bin. The other must push them through an obstacle course... blindfolded. The bin-rider must only give warnings through oblique hints.
  9. Plate delivery. You and your partner must deliver all the plates to the target, 100 feet away. When carrying plates you must travel by scooter, bicycle, or hoverboard. For every broken plate, a time penalty will be added to your score.
  10. Wildcard! listen, there is an infinite variety of truly inane tasks on Taskmaster, just make one up, it'll seem legit. Check the recap pages for the UK and NZ version for ideas!


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